Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Johnny Manziel As Proof That the USA Will Never Win the World Cup

Wait...what...?

Just follow me on this one.  

Johnny Manziel is currently under investigation by the NCAA for making money by selling his autograph.

***Let’s just pause right there.  This has nothing to do with this article but...is that not most un-American thing you have ever heard?

The Johnny Football (others call him Johnny Heisman, I prefer Johnny Lohan) situation has led to hours and hours of sports talk radio discussion about how Universities and the NCAA should deal with celebrity college athletes.  Yes, it is un-American that Johnny can’t make a few extra dollars signing footballs, but the sad truth is that there are way to many people who care way to much about their college sports teams to open that door.  But this discussion only really applies to 2 sports, and my point here is about the non-revenue sports - most specifically soccer.

The NCAA, whether you agree with them or not, has pages upon pages of rules that deal with “benefits”.  The obvious purpose of those rules is to create a “level playing field” between those who, like Alabama and Ohio State, have literally bottomless coffers like, and those who do not (another side note:  As if there is a level playing field between, let’s say, Alabama - every game will be on national TV, there is a waterfall in our locker room, 90,000 fans on Saturday - and, let’s say, the University of Akron - game broadcast locally on the radio, waterfall-less locker room, even if you win every game 96-3 you won’t play in the National Championship).  However, its not those rules that I want to discuss here - it’s the student athlete rules that pertain to our World Cup discussion.

I played NCAA div. 1 soccer for a program that did not even sell tickets to our matches.  We were the epitome of a non-revenue sport.  However, each August, we had to sit in our locker for 2 hours while the compliance director of the school would talk to us about what we were and were not allowed to do as student athletes.  The majority of those rules who put in place for football and basketball reasons (we did not have “boosters” for our soccer program), but negatively affected the rest of us.  For example - those students who were on scholarship were only allowed to work during the school year to earn the amount of money that was equal to the difference between their scholarship and the cost of tuition + room and board.  So if, for example, a student athlete who is on full scholarship wants to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring then he must earn that amount of money during summer break.  There were some rules that were meant to protect the “student” side of the student athlete.  For each sport there is a maximum number of contests a team can play in a given season.  There is maximum number of hours each team can spend on the practice field.  There is a maximum number of days that a team can spend in practice during the off-season.  As an NCAA athlete I could not play or practice with another team, such as a club team, while school was in session.  As the NCAA commercials used to say, “there are x-thousand NCAA student athletes, and almost all of them will go professional in something other than sports.”  These rules increase the likelihood of a student athlete succeeding in the classroom, yes, but there is another necessary outcome of these rules - they stunt one’s growth as an athlete.

An NCAA athlete is stuck within the system and a ceiling is placed over his or head.  The NCAA is quick to point out that “student” always come before “athlete”.  And this is why we will never win the World Cup.

If a 16 year old American high schooler shows real promise on the soccer field his parents and his teachers and his tutors will do everything they can to help that student succeed in the classroom so that he or she can pass the clearing house (a system that the NCAA uses to determine an incoming high school student’s eligibility to play at the div. 1 or div. 2 level based on a sliding scale of SAT or ACT scores and GPA) so that he or she can play at the highest level in college.  That athlete will then be required to go to class, pass a certain number of classes, and be limited in the number of practice hours and the number of games he can play.  If that same 16 year old is in Europe or Latin America he goes to school to learn soccer.  Actually, he would enter the system much earlier than 16.  Ajax in the Netherlands and Taihuichi in Bolivia are 2 places that are famous for their development academies.  And when you have soccer crazy nations that are developing their players in this manner, we will never be able to compete.


At this point all of you non-sports fans are sticking your chests out and saying, “thankfully we have our priorities in the right place.”  Easy on the ethnocentrism there Suzy Patriot, there is not a whole lot that right about kids making billions of dollars for a group of adults while they are being “compensated” with free classes, free food, and free bunk bed in a stanky college dorm room - all the while being prevented from selling their own scribble of their own name. 

Monday, August 5, 2013

Baseball’s Night of Long Knives

Baseball’s Night of Long Knives

The Sportscenter alert on my phone informed me that an a decision in the Biogenesis case involving Alex Rodriguez, Bartolo Colon, Jhonny Peralta, Nelson Cruz, and 8 other major leaguers will be announced tomorrow.  It feels like this is Bud Selig’s Night of Long Knives.  Or, to use a Hollywood analogy, Bud is Michael Corleone in the final scene of the Godfather offing the heads of the heads of the five families, and thus putting an end to it all.  

It just feels different this time.

It’s not the baseball steroid debate of the 90’s when baseball was fighting for testing (because they knew the players were using) and the players’ union was fighting testing (because they knew the players were using).  We have come a long way since then.

It’s not even the baseball steroid debate of Bonds vs. Aaron where there was a sense that everyone knew Bonds was cheating but we dealt with it as left over residue for the “steroid era” where everyone was doing it, there was no testing, reporters turned a blind eye, and we the fans cheered on the long ball.  The Bonds situation was baseball getting what it deserved.  

There is an optimistic part of me that sees this Biogenesis case as the Godfather finishing it.  After Alex Rodriguez gets out of the game (which is going to happen, it will happen maybe even tomorrow, and, let’s be honest, not even Yankee fans will be sad to see him go), and now that Braun has been busted (raise your hand if you believed he was innocent the first time he was nabbed and got off - I see that hand Aaron Rodgers - anyone else?  Anyone?  I didn’t think so) there is sense that we could truly be moving past all of this.  

And then there is realist in me that says that the drug manufacturers will always be one step ahead of the testers (notice that none of the 12 players being suspended tested positive - and they certainly have been tested).  And that the monetary incentive to cheat will always perpetuate cheating.   The reasons I am pessimistic mostly revolve around money.  Ryan Braun is the perfect example of the financial benefit of PEDs.  It’s not clear when Braun started on the juice but his 34 HRs in 2007 when he won the NL Rookie of the Year award were just the beginning of a 6 year run of putting up excellent and steady stats.  His performance on the field earned him a contract which paid off $6 million last year.  Because of his suspension-without-pay this year, he will only receive a little over half of his $8.5 million contract this year.  No big deal, because next year, even if he cleans up his act and becomes a .250 hitter who can’t hit the long ball without PEDs, he will earn $10 million!  Then 12, 19, 19, 18, and 16 million dollars from 2015-2020.  As the current rules of baseball are, the Brewers are stuck with this gargantuan contract.  How many people in this world would trade their reputation, their chance at the Hall of Fame, their integrity for $83 million (the amount Braun is due in the next 7 years)?  The answer, unfortunately, is - too many.

Another money factor that makes me believe steroids will not be going away anytime soon is Latin American poverty.  Last week I watched the baseball documentary Pelotero (available on Netflix, I would recommend it) which follows two 15 year old Dominican ballplayers.  July 2nd is the day that MLB allows international players who have turned 16 years old to sign contracts with Major League teams.  A 16 year old boy (who, by the way, can hit the snot out of the ball) who lives in a poor village in the Dominican Republic sign a contract with a $3.5 million signing bonus.  It’s no wonder these kids, and their parents, and the hospitals in which they were born, lie about their age - at the risk of a one year ban if they are caught.  If these kids are willing to lie about their age and pursue forged documents imagine the lengths to which they would go to make them better baseball players.  These kids have no concept of respecting the game, the record book, the Hall of Fame, etc. - all they see is $$$$$$$$$.  

But here is why I have an optimism about this day of reckoning - the temperature of the players is totally different now than it was 10 years ago.  While the players’ union of McGwire and Clemens fought for years to not allow testing to enter their steroid infested sport, I believe the players’ union of today would possibly even approve stiffer penalties for those who are found guilty.*  The culture has shifted.  

Ten years ago we all knew that the biggest stars in the game were cheating.  Sosa, Eric Gagne, Bonds - they weren’t fooling anyone.  But let’s ask this question:  If you take out ARod, Braun, and Bartolo Colon with his 40 year old that hasn’t been good in a while pitching a CG shutout last week, is there anyone left in the game that we all know is cheating?  Sure, there will always be players that will continue to test positive, but my hope is that this will be the final time that a Hall of Fame bound player’s destination will be derailed by a PED scandal.  Call me an optimist, but a guy can hope.

And of course, the Godfather night of reckoning only worked for a short respite - and then they made part II and part III.

Oh yeah, and Alex Rodriguez started at 3B for the Yankees tonight - the most bizarre thing I have seen on the sports field in a long, long time.


* For all the discussion about steroids in baseball it must be noted that MLB has the toughest testing policy and the harshest penalties of all the major american sports leagues.