Saturday, January 19, 2013

The Power of Story


     In a week of Manti Te’o, Lance Armstrong, and the opening night of hockey, yes, I am writing about baseball.  And for that I will not apologize.

    It has taken me a long time to process the decision of the BBWAA to elect nobody to the Hall of Fame this year even though there were at least 6 no-brainer Hall of Famers on the ballot judging from their on-field performance.  There are so many things I want to say about this issue and I have sat down a couple of different times to try to write the post-vote article and I have been too fired up to do it.  Instead of saying everything I want to say I will just share one thing I want to say, and that is this – the Hall of Fame, baseball history, statistics, and sports in general are nothing without the story.
First of all, anyone who says (which I have heard many times over the last 2 weeks) that the Hall of Fame is just a museum is politely asked to leave the discussion and never to return.  The importance of the Hall of Fame to these players and to the sport of baseball cannot be overstated.  It is the Hall of Fame and all it encapsulates that separates baseball from every other sport.  That we can legitimately compare Babe Ruth and Albert Pujols without calling them apples and oranges is a part of the beauty of this game – but if we separate Babe Ruth and Albert Pujols from the story then all we have is numbers on a stat sheet.  

     The Hall of Fame tells the narrative of baseball.  The cornerstone of Ebbets Field is there on display with Curt Schilling’s bloody sock.  And yes, there are 300 men whose baseball accomplishments were so great that they have been selected to join a club so prestigious that its standard is contained in its name.  There is no standard by which the voters can give their yea or nay other than to judge them against the museum itself – Is this player worthy of the Hall of Fame?  If elected, a plaque is made and hung on the wall with a few words to summarize his career.  For example, Lou Gehrig’s plaque reads: 

Henry Louis Gehrig, New York Yankees – 1923-1939  Holder of more than a score of Major and American League records, including that of playing 2,130 consecutive games.  When he retired in 1939, he had a lifetime batting average of 340.

Hank Aaron’s plaque reads:

Henry L. “Hank” Aaron, Milwaukee N.L., Atlanta N.L., Milwaukee A.L., 1954-1976  Hit 755 home runs in 23 year career to become Majors’ all-time homer king.  Had 20 or more for 20 consecutive years, at least 30 in 15 seasons and 40 or better 8 times.  Also set records for games played (3,298) at-bats (12,364), long hits (1,477) total bases (6,856) runs batted in (2,297).  Paced N.L. in batting twice and homers, runs batted in and slugging pct. four times each.  Won most valuable player award in N.L. in 1957.  

     Their accomplishments earned them membership but their plaques in no way tell the story – that is my job and yours.  Lou Gehrig’s lifetime batting average is impressive, but his plaque tells us nothing of a consecutive games streak and career that was cut short by a horrible disease which now bears his name.  His plaque does not ask the question, “How would Gehrig’s career have been different had he never had ALS?”  That is the job of sportswriters, bleacher sitters, and Hall of Fame visitors to ask those questions.  Hank Aaron’s plaque says nothing about the atmosphere of Atlanta racism that he had to endure as he was chasing Babe Ruth’s record – that is the job of the storytellers.  Conversely, Ty Cobb’s plaque does not mention that he was the most disagreeable man ever to walk the planet; Mantle’s plaque ignores his alcoholism.  These players cannot be separated from their stories, but their stories will never be completely written on their plaques.  

     When my Father turned 60 years old we got him a trip to Cooperstown for his birthday.  We are a family of baseball fans and growing up out west we had never made the pilgrimage that we had always talked about.  In 2009 we went.  My Father has great stories.  Having grown up in Southern California, having worked at Dodger Stadium for some years, and being a walking baseball reference book, he is the kind of guy you want to go to Cooperstown with.  He was there the night Sandy Koufax pitched a perfect game.  When he was in high school he went to the Coliseum the night they honored Roy Campanella, one amongst 93,000 people. I have heard many of his opinions and experiences of over 50 years as a baseball fan.  Baseball has better stories than other sports.  

     It also has worse stories than other sports – the black sox scandal, the gentlemen’s agreement among owners not to sign black players, the reserve clause, the cancelation of the 1994 World Series, and now steroids.  If the depraved individuals who have written baseball history have not destroyed the game thus far than I am convinced that it cannot be destroyed.  The game has been played by scoundrels and saints.  It has been segregated, fixed, cancelled, juiced, run by conspirators, heck, even congress has tried to step in at times.  Throughout  baseball history there has been significantly more failure than fame.

     For the next decade the Hall of Fame voters will have to decide whether or not to vote players into the Hall of Fame who played in the “Steroid Era.”  Some things must be objectively considered – Jim Thome’s home run numbers are not the same as the home run numbers of Jimmie Foxx, Willie Mays, et al.    Some things can be said for certain – Rafael Palmeiro failed a drug test, Mark McGwire admitted to taking steroids.  So much of what is swaying voters is based on speculation.  Clemens was named in the Mitchell report but was not convicted by a grand jury.  Greg Maddux, who comes up for election next year must not have juiced because in the locker room when he takes his shirt off we cannot tell if he is the 300 game winner or the equipment manager.  Piazza probably juiced because he hit a lot of home runs and he played in the late ‘90’s.  There are those under the cloud (Bagwell, Sosa, etc.) and those who are not (Biggio, McGriff, Griffey, etc.). Will Frank Thomas be left out just because he is a big dude?  Will Schilling make it eventually because he was outspoken against juicing?  If this year’s standard continues then one need not even be under the cloud of suspicion but just in the general vicinity to be the proverbial baby who is tossed out with the bathwater of an entire era. 

      I have made clear my opinion about what to do with the steroid era players in a previous article.  Put them in based on their performance against their (possibly also juicing) peers.  Don’t create another wing of the Hall.  Don’t put any asterisks next to their names.  Put their plaques on the wall and write about their baseball accomplishments, and let us, the storytellers, tell the complete story.  I say put Barry Bonds in the Hall, and when I take my kids to Cooperstown I will tell them that I think Barry Bonds is the 2nd best offensive player in the history of baseball.  I will tell them about the time when I saw him take batting practice at Bank One Ballpark and how I have never seen such a short swing produce so much.  I will tell them gladly that Bonds never won a World Series.  And I will tell them about steroids, that he never tested positive but that baseball didn’t even have testing for most of his career.  I will tell my boys what kind of jerk he was.  I will tell them that he was a cheater, but that even if he had never cheated he would still have been the best baseball player of my lifetime.  He deserves to be in the Hall, but he also deserves to have his story told.  The Hall of Fame begins to tell the story of baseball through the careers of those hanging on its walls, and those of us who walk through those halls have the responsibility and the pleasure of continuing the story.  

Saturday, December 15, 2012

The Folly of College Football Bowl Games


Way too much ink has been spilled in vitriol against the BCS.  I am usually the optimist who will feel bad for the underdog, the picked-on, trying to find something good in what everyone else sees as bad.  Not possible with the BCS.  I don’t have to convince anyone that it is (insert rage here) ridiculous.  I want to look at the other side here.  Everyone wants a playoff because the BCS system more closely resembles a beauty contest than athletic competition.  But let’s think for a minute about how futile bowl games are.  

Let’s begin with the obvious - how can we take seriously a game which is played on blue astroturf, features 2 teams from mid-major conferences, and is called the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl?  ESPN tries to get us to care but I don’t even think most Toledo fans watched.  Games played in half-empty stadiums named for whoever shells out the big bucks to put their name on the game by players who have practiced for 4 weeks since their last competition don’t really do it for me.

But its not just the Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Bowl (Ball St. vs. Central Florida in case you care, which I’m sure you don’t) that is frivolous - they all are.  Yes, that includes you too Rose Bowl.  I know Keith Jackson calls you the granddaddy of them all but you mean nothing.  I grew up in Pac 10 country and then lived in Big 10 country after college.  How funny is it to see Buckeye fans wearing t-shirts which read “Rose Bowl Champions”.  Congratulations.  You are the champion of a game between 2 schools who may or may not have won their conferences and if they did it means their conference wasn’t the best in the country or else they would have been playing in a different bowl game.  But if it makes you feel good to call yourself champion then you go right ahead.  

More evidence for the meaninglessness of bowl games is the games themselves.  If you need more plays for the back of your playbook then watch more bowl games.  The reason college coaches not named Les Myles don’t do onside kicks in the 3rd quarter and fake punts 50% of the time in the regular season is because the regular season matters and coaches really want to win those games.  Bowl games on the other hand - who cares if you win or lose, so you might as well try out all of your fake field goal plays.      Remember the famous Boise State vs. Oklahoma Fiesta Bowl?  BSU forced overtime on a hook and ladder, and won in OT on a Statue of Liberty play - the same plays we drew up on the playground in 6th grade.  It is the same approach I take when I play video games - never kick a field goal - always go for it, never punt - 4th down is never too long, never kick off - always go onside.  Why?  Because who wins a bowl game matters about the same amount as who wins the video game in my living room.  

I actually saw 2 guys on the sideline of the Arizona game today (the Gildan New Mexico Bowl vs. Nevada - I didn’t watch it I just saw the highlights) punching each other in the face.  You usually don’t see teammates comes to blows in the middle of games that matter.

And here is the reason why I wrote this article - if the coaches don’t give a rat’s patoot about these football games then why should I.  It happens every year.  December is the month in which college coaches take new jobs.  Wait a minute...THE SEASON’S NOT OVER YET!  The Wisconsin Badgers will be coached in their bowl game this year by Barry Alvarez.  Why?  Because their coach took the job at Arkansas (in my opinion that was a ridiculous professional decision but that is another post).  And oh by the way, Wisconsin is playing in the Rose Bowl this year!  What if Jim Leyland would have retired in between the ALCS and the World Series?  That would be ridiculous...right?  And why would that be ridiculous?  Because the World Series is not an exhibition, it matters.   

Having said all that, I will watch as many bowl games as I can this year.  I am a sucker.  I will watch the onside kick fests coached by interim head coaches by adolescents who haven’t played in over a month.  I will watch them and be entertained, but will mostly watch them asking the question at the end of each impressive win by a quality team, “what could have been.”  I will watch the Rose Bowl and think how much better it would be if it was a national quarterfinal between the Pac-12 champs and the Big-10 champs only to play next week in the semifinal game against the winner of the SEC champs vs. A Wild Card team.  

Since you asked, here is my solution:
Champions from the 6 “BCS” conferences (of course they wouldn’t be called BCS conferences because the BCS would be taken out back and given what it deserves) are automatic bids.  The 2 highest ranked non-BCS conference champions are also in as are the 2 highest ranked non-conference champions.  The first round is 4 teams, the other 6 get a bye.  Then let ‘em have at it.  

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Top 10 - Worst Hair in Sports


The first of what is sure to be many to come.  Lists.  I love lists.  I love the subjectivity of it all.  Here is the first - Bad Hair.  The rule for this list is that it has to be current hair - we are not making a list of all time, just a list for now.  This list is partially biased towards my watching Arsenal play this week and watching an NBA doubleheader tonight.  While we may disagree on the top 10, we can all agree that there is some bad hair going on is sports today.  Leave you nominations in the comments.  

10 - Marv Albert - 

You might be thinking, “his hair looks fine.”  His hair does look fine...on a 39 year old.  The problem is that Marv Albert is 71.  

9 -  Bryan Engblom - 

- Baseball players and football players are largely not know for their hair as their career is spent wearing a hat/helmet.  Hockey players also wear helmets yet they still have their own genre of hair.  No one does it better than Bryan Engblom.

8 - Michael Beasley - 

Cornrows?  Still?  Does he look in the mirror each morning and say, “oooohhh yeeeeaaaaahh, early 2000’s criminal, exactly what I’m going for.”

7 -  Eric Spoelstra - 

 - Wilson is a clown, Engblom is a hockey player, at least they have excuses.  This is Spo’s attempt at suave.  Maybe he learned from his mentor Pat Riley.  At least Riley’s used to work for him back when it had color and wasn’t so long that it is curling at the collar as it is now.  Spo’s hair symbolizes the Heat’s failures before last year - unwilling to actually step up and be something.  Lebron and co. fixed their problem, the coach’s greased mop must now do the same.  

6 - Bryce Harper -

 I think he actually got a haircut, but it was too late.  You are 19, you just received the most hyped call-up to the majors that I can remember, SportsCenter is covering your every step, and your Parents have to see you on TV with the Daniel Boone coonskin cap underneath your Nationals hat?  First impressions...bro.


5 - Bacary Sagna - 

  I’m all about having a trademark - Lebron’s headband, Tiger’s fistpump, Jordan’s tongue, Rodgers’ discount double check - but this?

4 - Mel Kyper - 

 - You are on TV for a living.  I know you cover football, Mel, but come on.  I actually can’t even stand Mel Kyper when he is on the radio.  I would not be able to call myself a friend if you were on a date and you had a boogie hanging out of your nose and I did not tell you.  Where are Mel’s friends?  Where were they 15 years ago?

3 - Brian Wilson - 

 - Man! I hate the Giants, and I can’t stand Brian Wilson.

2 - Marouane Chamak - 

 - Congratulations, Arsenal, on having 2 players in the top 10.  And all the Arsenal fans said, “give us a break...they’re both French.”

1 - Andrew Bynum - 

When you win you get 2 pics.  The bizarre thing about Bynum is that there seems to be no fashion statement going on here.  If the big man had things figured out on the court then we would view his hair in a different way.  Unfortunately his hair epitomizes his career - confused.  

Sunday, December 2, 2012

How Terrell Pryor Saved Columbus



The Ohio State University is, according to Wikipedia, the 3rd largest public university in America.  It has the largest NCAA fan base in the country, and their scarlet and grey merchandise emblazoned with the block “O” leads the country in sales every year.  Their stadium seats over 100,000 fans.  They are also home to TBDBITL.  Those who love the Ohio State University can thank Terrell Pryor for salvaging their institution.  

Yes, that Terrell Pryor.  The one who headed up the tattoos for merchandise scandal which cost (the most beloved man in Columbus at the time) Jim Tressel his job and cost the Buckeyes their bowl eligibility for the 2012 season.  Take it back Buckeye fans.  All those bad words you placed in between Terell and Pryor.  All those #2 jerseys you burned in anger.  Take them all back.  He saved your university.

First you must understand the 58,000+ students at OSU.  This is the student body that loses dozens of couches every week in fall - they burn them in anger when the Buckeyes lose, they burn them in euphoria when the Buckeyes win.  Everyone knows not to leave your car parked east of High St. at night on a Saturday because if the right atmosphere surrounds it, it may get overturned - in anger when the Buckeyes lose, in unbridled joy when the Buckeyes win.  

Of course last Saturday night was an extra raucous party on High as the Buckeyes not only beat Michigan, but capped off a perfect 12-0 season.  The damage done from those parties would have only been a drop in the bucket compared to the damage that would have been done tonight, Sunday, Dec. 2nd, in Columbus, Ohio had Terrell Pryor not exchanged tattoos for autographs.  

Were it not for Terrell Pryor, tonight’s BCS selection show (assuming, of course, that the Buckeyes would have rolled over Nebraska last night in the Big 10 championship game), would have a revealed a National Championship final of the 12-0 Fighting Irish of Notre Dame vs. the 12-1 Crimson Tide of Alabama, with the 13-0 Buckeyes going to the Rose Bowl...and OSU, Columbus and possibly the state of Ohio going up in flames.  If you’ve not experienced the irrationality of OSU fans then you don’t understand, but this would have destruction that Sandy and Katrina could only aspire to.  

In the AP poll, the only poll that the BCS ineligible Buckeyes are eligible for, the Buckeyes are 3rd.  In the USA today poll Alabama is #2 but still received 3 out of 59 first place votes!  Who knows what the computers would have spit out, but I have no doubt that they would have led to the most pissed off Rose Bowl participants of all time.  Let’s be honest - Kansas St., Oregon, Notre Dame - however this season played out at the end there was going to be an SEC team in the Championship Game.  Now I am not saying that Alabama is not the best team in the country, I am only saying that the people who decide on this what-should-be-a-sporting-competition-but-is-really-a-popularity-contest had their minds made up before the season started.  When people started asking in October the (incredibly ridiculous) question of whether or not Alabama could beat the Jacksonville Jaguars of the NFL you know that objectivity is thrown out the window.  

Full disclosure - I am a Buckeye.  And honestly, I believe that if Alabama played OSU next week that Alabama would win (the spread would be a lot lower now than it was pre-Texas A&M loss).  But that this is how the national championship is decided is the 2nd most embarrassing news story in major american sports (thanks NHL).  

The BCS got real lucky this year that they didn’t have to do this.  Columbus, Ohio got real lucky that this scenario didn’t play out.  It is much better for everyone involved that the Buckeyes beat the Wolverines and rode off into the sunset with the undefeated season.  And I never thought I would say it but...thanks Terrell Pryor.  I really mean it, thanks.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

My Hall of Fame Ballot



The ballots are out.

This is why I began writing about sports.  This is the single funnest discussion in all of sports.  Five years ago we took my Father to Cooperstown and had this discussion for 3 days straight.  The Hall of Fame was created to compare apples and oranges, to make objective a discussion which is truly subjective.  The beauty of the Hall of Fame is that it draws a line in the sand and gives absolutely no criteria to define where that line is to be drawn except for the definition itself - Hall of Fame.  Where is the line drawn?  It is drawn between the Hall of Famers and the non-Hall of Famers.  Wait, you can’t use the word you are defining in the definition.  When defining Hall of Fame criteria you have to.  

There are some criteria that are almost definite lines in the sand.  For example, of all HOF eligible players who have amassed 3,000 hits all of them are in the Hall except for Pete Rose (banned) and Rafael Palmeiro (tested positive for PED’s).  This looks real good for Craig Biggio this year - 3,060.  If we were to have this discussion 10 years ago we would have said the same thing about 500 home runs.  This of course being the stat most affected by PED’s (more on them later), a HR is not what it used to be.  There are now 2 eligible 500 HR Club members not in the Hall - McGwire (583) and Palmeiro (569).  As we look ahead to the next few years and see names like Jim Thome and Gary Sheffield the 500 HR is no longer a definite line in the sand.  This does not bode well for this year’s hopefuls who are Steroid Era guys who are just short of the 500 mark - McGriff (493) and Bagwell (449).  On the pitching side, 300 wins still is, and should be, an automatic entry in the HOF stat.  However, Roger Clemens will be testing that line this year also.  

So let’s get into the first determining factor for this year’s vote - Steroids.  The voters how proved that they are going to make the players pay for their (alleged, accused, or tested positive) sins.   Mark McGwire should be a first ballot Hall of Famer, and has only garnered 19.5% of the vote (75% gets one inducted in the Hall).  Palmeiro and Bagwell are already borderline guys but Bagwell is guilty by association and Palmeiro is guilty by testing positive, therefore there is little to no chance that they will ever be inducted.

Here is how I will decide my vote in regards to PED’s - I will take the entire era, call it the steroid era, and judge the players based on their peers.  Accused, tested positive, or otherwise, I will assume that everyone was doing it and judge their performance on the field during that era.  Ballots went out this week and are due on Monday, so with this as my criteria here is my ballot. 

IN (in order) - Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Mark McGwire, Mike Piazza, Craig Biggio, and Sammy Sosa.  

MAYBE NEXT YEAR (in order) - Rafael Palmeiro, Curt Schilling, Jeff Bagwell, Tim Raines, Larry Walker

Out (in order) - Jack Morris, Lee Smith, Edgar Martinez, Fred McGriff

My Justification - I love the sabermetrics of baseball but I will leave out of this discussion.  In fact, I will leave most stats out of this discussion because I am a firm believer is this as a measurement - Is _________ a Hall of Famer?

IN
Barry Bonds - The 2nd greatest offensive player ever.  Bonds is one of eight players ever to join the 300HR/300SB club.  He is the only player in the 400/400 club, so of course he is the only player in the 500/500 club with 14 SB and 262 HR to spare.  
Roger Clemens - With pitcher especially we have to look at both peak quality and longevity, the classic Sandy Koufax vs. Nolan Ryan debate.  In the combination of peak quality and longevity Clemens would rank in the top 3 pitchers of all time, alongside Greg Maddux and Walter Johnson.   
Mark McGwire - In 1999 someone made a video naming the All-Century Team.  In 100 years of baseball they named the 2 All-Century first basemen as Lou Gehrig and Mark McGwire - one of the 2 received less than 20% of the vote to be inducted into the Hall of Fame.  The writers should take their hypocritical pens and mark “yes” for McGwire this weekend.  
Mike Piazza - Offensively speaking he was head and shoulders above anyone who has ever put on the shinguards.
Craig Biggio - Of everyone on my “IN” list Biggio is the one who does not stand out in the that-guy-is-a-Hall-of-Famer measurement; unless you are counting dirt on the jersey.  He was a very good player for a long time, the best 2B in the NL for a decade, has 3,000 hits, and put up good non-steroid numbers in the steroid era.
Sammy Sosa - A home run is not what it used to be, but Sosa clipped off 66, 63, 50, 64, 49 over a 5 year span.  Lest you incorrectly remember Sosa as a one-dimensional player, he batted .306 over that same span.   

MAYBE NEXT YEAR
Rafael Palmeiro - These other Steroid guys need to be sorted out before Palmeiro is even considered.  And with more guys coming on the list every year, it may be a while.  His actual positive test may eliminate him for good, but how many other guys out there have 500HR and 3,000 hits?  Three (Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Eddie Murray - decent company)
Curt Schilling - Good regular season numbers, fantastic post-season numbers (11-2, 2.23 ERA in 19 postseason starts) and great post-season moments.  Schilling is a tricky one and may also benefit from the steroid fallout.
                                                                      The Bloody Sock is at Cooperstown, will Schilling join it?

Jeff Bagwell - A big reason why many of the names at the bottom of this article are not at the top  of this article is the best-of-your-time-at-your-position argument.  This same argument goes against Palmeiro - they were never the best at their position.  Too many good 1B, too many good home run hitter during their time.  Sorry guys.
Tim Raines - His pre-steroid numbers look better and better every year, but he is now too far removed.  Was a great lead off hitter who falls a little short.
Larry Walker - Larry Walker doesn’t scream Hall of Fame, but his numbers are certainly there.  The sabermetricians certainly do like Walker.  According to Bill James’ (pause for a moment of silent honor to the godfather of sabermetrics) HOF meter Walker scores a 148, with a score of 100 being the likely-to-be-inducted line.

OUT
Jack Morris - I am not a fan of voting players into the Hall of the 14th ballot.  He has done nothing over the last 19 years to improve his case for induction.  However, ironically, this may just be his year.  He may get the up-yours-steroid-boys vote from some writers.
Lee Smith - Closer is one of the 2 most overrated positions in sports** so Saves do not get my vote.
Edgar Martinez - Edgar was a great designated hitter in Seattle.  The only way for a DH to make the HOF is if his offensive numbers are off-the-charts, since, after all, he is only half a player*, and Edgar’s offensive numbers are not off-the-charts.
Fred McGriff - Too many good first basemen who could hit home runs.  Does anyone look at Fred McGriff and have the word great come to mind?

* It will come out every once in a while - I HATE the designated hitter rule.
**  Football Running Back is the other.  Catcher and Offensive Lineman being to 2 most underrated.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

You Probably Don't Know What You're Missing



The Houston Dynamo and the LA Galaxy will be squaring off next week in the finale of the 17th season of Major League Soccer - but you probably didn’t know that.  Major League soccer, this year, had the 3rd highest attendance average of the major US sports, only behind the NFL and MLB – but you probably didn’t know that either.  An MLS match is a great atmosphere in the Stadium and a very good product on the field – but unless you live in an MLS city you probably didn’t know that either.  MLS had a rocky beginning, and that was to be expected, but you probably haven’t noticed that Major League Soccer has found their niche, they are expanding, and their product gets better every year.



In a plan to ride the coattails of the 1994 World Cup the inaugural season of the MLS  was 1996.  They began with 10 teams.  As those of us who have followed American soccer for a long time knew would inevitably happen, the beginning years of the MLS were plagued with bad decisions.  Teams played in enormous, partially filled stadiums.  In an attempt to appeal to the American sports fan they concocted a wacky shootout system to conclude every tie match, apparently believing that ties, though the rest of the world accepts them as part of the game, are un-American.  The commentators were no good, the experience was lame, and the players tried their best.  They put one of their founding teams in one of the 5 worst sports town in America, Tampa Bay, for a league that plays a summer schedule.  They expanded two years later to one of the 5 worst sports town in America, Miami, for a league that plays a summer schedule. 

That was then.

The MLS currently has 19 teams, with an expansion to put a 2nd team in New York City in the works.  Fourteen of those 19 teams play in soccer specific stadiums, most of them intimate venues with capacities around 20,000.  The recent round of expansions have tapped into some of the best sports towns in America - Salt Lake City, Portland, Seattle, Philly – and are capitalizing on the Canadian love of soccer as well – Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal.  The atmosphere in the Northwest rivals that of European clubs. 

And speaking of other soccer leagues, the product on the pitch is fantastic.  High profile European defectors like Beckham and Henry, though they move the media needle, are not the main reason for the quality on the pitch.  World class internationals from smaller western hemisphere nations, homegrown talent, and a handful of big name Europeans have combined to produce a great product – don’t let any snobby yet uninformed sports fan tell you otherwise. 

This is now.

The attendance numbers are impressive.  MLS has surpassed both the NHL and the NBA in per game attendance averages (18,807).  The league broke the 6 million fan barrier in 2012.   To put that into perspective, they broke the 5 million barrier in 2011 and 4 million in 2010.  Granted, expansion has a lot to do with those numbers but that is eye catching growth no matter what the reason behind it. 

This year they began a new TV contract with NBC sports, and as we all know it is the TV contracts that drive American sports (and American Universities as is evidenced by the conference shakeups of recent years).  If they can figure out the TV piece of the equation (side note:  even the commentators are exponentially better now), that will be the key to marketing the game outside of MLS cities. 

You may not have noticed that the MLS is a great product.  Maybe you, like me, don’t have the pleasure of living in an MLS city.  Here is some sports advice that you will thank me for later – get on the MLS bandwagon.  You will be glad you did.

Friday, November 16, 2012

The Pinnacle of Journalism - The Sideline Reporter and the Athlete Interview


The brains behind putting sports on television have come up with some great ideas that enhance the sports fan’s viewing experience.  I love the camera that is suspended in mid air above the field.  Whoever decided a few years back that the score and the time/inning/down should always be on the TV screen - brilliant.  It makes one forget that a few years ago they would only flash the score on the screen every once in a while*.  And of course, the best thing to happen to sports since the shot clock - High Definition!  

There are two things, however, that do absolutely nothing to enhance my sports viewing experience and may actually detract from it - and the 2 go hand in hand.  They are 1) the athlete interview and 2) the sideline reporter.  I ask you, sports fans, 2 questions.  
  1. Has a sideline reporter ever offered any bit of information or pseudo-news that was worth anything?
  2. Has an athlete ever said anything in an interview that benefited anyone ever?

The answer to the first question is a unanimous “NO”.  A friend of mine and I were debating the value of the sideline reporter the other day and he mentioned as proof for the benefit of sideline reporters an instance where the sideline wannabe reporter reported that a running back was on the sideline getting his ankle re-taped and would therefore be reentering the game.  To which I responded, “could we not have deduced that from a camera showing said running back on the sideline getting his ankle re-taped?”  How often have we seen a wide receiver get his head knocked off coming across the middle only to have the sideline reporter tell us that the player has gone to the locker room for further tests.  Did the image of the player in a cart going through the tunnel not tell us that exact same thing? Thanks a pantload...how much are they paying you to do this job?  And since when did this become a job that can only be held by good looking females (sorry Craig Sager, I didn’t mean to exclude you - good looking females or guys dressed like clowns)?  It’s like they are now a more highly evolved verbally astute cheerleader.  Do any reporters aspire to this position?  Does this job scratch one’s journalistic itch?

The answer to question B. is yes.  If you exclude Charles Barkley and inebriated Joe Namaths then the answer changes to no.  

After every single coach or athlete interview I have ever heard I quote Billy Madison to myself, “and everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”  

My favorite all time sports talk radio show was host was Tony Kornheiser.  Not only is Tony smart and articulate, but he refused to do athlete interviews - and his show was better for it.  

And the worst of all, when you combine the 2 most worthless elements of sports on TV - a sideline reporter doing an athlete interview.  Do they have a school for sideline reporters to learn the mastery of their craft?  “Coach, what adjustments do you need to make in the 2nd half?”  “After a lifetime of training and sacrifice you just won a gold medal for you and your country, what are you feeling right now?”  That’s it.  Ask the brilliantly crafted questions and then all you have to do is just let those coaches and athletes open their mouths and spill pearls of wisdom and insight that will inspire sports fans the world over.  Sideline reporter school is over.  Now go out and Wow America ladies...and you too Craig. 



I hate the constant scrolling of other scores on the bottom of the screen - smart phones have rendered the ticker completely superfluous and distracting